Glory in the Face

1. Learn to evoke a pastoral demeanour and dress for pastoral success.

2. Carry a large Bible.

3. Secure a beautiful wife, and at least one reasonably happy child.

4. Appear friendly and competent until it begins to feel natural.

5, Learn to be humble and lovable while arguing theologically.

6. Identify a church apparently open-minded enough to consider you.

7. Keep showing up.